Megadeth for president!

The only reason Dave Mustaine is not president of the united world Americas right now is because of the malicious sneer campaign!

Did you ever have one of those days where you seem to have left your brain off, and you can’t seem to turn it on? Ok so you know what it’s like to be me.

I swear I used to be smarter than this…

It’s an ENERGY drink for MEN! A MENERGY drink!

You know those dreams where you forgot your pants and then everyone’s wearing bananas on their heads?

You do??

Weirdo…

Any monkey can play at armies. Can you?