In other news...

Everyone you know has been killed, and replaced with a super-intelligent robot clone of themselves.
They are coming for you now. Don't worry; soon everything will be alright.
Oh and watch out for the cunning ones who say 'I'm not super-intelligent!' They're the worst ones! They've been programmed to act as dumb as the original people they've copied, THAT'S THEIR GENIUS!
BE AFRAID!
But not for long..