So I got another one of those email survey things...
1. What is your occupation? hate you
2. What colour is your underwear today? fuck off
3. What are you listening to now? me yawning... because i'm so BORED
4 What was the last thing you ate?
YOUR SHIT!
5. Do you wish on stars? I wish you'd SHUT UP!
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? if i were a crayon, i'd shove it UP YOUR ARSE!
7. How is the weather right now? ya know what... this is called a double whammy.... i save this only for special occasions...
..!., ,.!..
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? *click*
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
are you still on the line?!
10. How old are you today?
i wish i was DEAD!
11. Favorite drink?
the lot
12. Favorite sport to watch?
that's what SHE said!
13. Have you ever dyed your hair?
RECTALLY!
14.Do you wear contacts or glasses?
do you ever stop being boring?
15. Pets?
well... or to just anyone.. but ok... do you ever stop boring pets?
16. Favorite month?
god you remind me of my first WIFE!
17. Favorite food?
everything except sand
18. What was the last movie you watched?
your mum
19. Favorite day of the year?
hate you day - every single day
20. What do you do to vent anger?
oh YOU'LL see...
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?
my voodoo doll shaped like you... oh look, i still have it...
22. Autumn or Spring?
what? no it's kinda cloth stuffed with sawdust...
23. Hugs or kisses?
FAG!
24. Cherry or Blueberry?
umm... die?
25. Do you want your friends to email you back?
i didn't want you to email me in the FIRST PLACE!
26. Who is most likely to respond? to you asking everyone to kill me?
oh well... see i thought you were gonna just keep being boring but that's an awesome question! EVERYONE! because you're so UTTERLY BORING!
27. Who is least likely to respond? to allegations that i'm a fag?
haha fag
28. Living arrangements?
dying arrangements?
29.When was the last time you cried?
ask your dad that question
30. Whats on the floor of your closet?
an apostrophe
31. Who is the friend you have had the longest?
dogshit
32.What did you do last night?
santa claus
33. Favorite smell?
your mum
35. What are you afraid of?
that's what SHE said!
36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
RECTALLY!
37. Favorite car?
God you remind me of my first WIFE!
38. Favorite dog breed?
knock knock
39. Who's there?
fuck off
40. Number of keys on your key ring?
two words... pretty easy to understand..
41. How many years at your current job?
"fuck": quite simple...
41. Favorite day of the week?
"off": VERY simple
42. How many states have you lived in?
FUCK OFF!
43. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
smokes, let's go *snaps fingers*
44. How many fingers am I holding up?
just one
2. What colour is your underwear today? fuck off
3. What are you listening to now? me yawning... because i'm so BORED
4 What was the last thing you ate?
YOUR SHIT!
5. Do you wish on stars? I wish you'd SHUT UP!
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? if i were a crayon, i'd shove it UP YOUR ARSE!
7. How is the weather right now? ya know what... this is called a double whammy.... i save this only for special occasions...
..!., ,.!..
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? *click*
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
are you still on the line?!
10. How old are you today?
i wish i was DEAD!
11. Favorite drink?
the lot
12. Favorite sport to watch?
that's what SHE said!
13. Have you ever dyed your hair?
RECTALLY!
14.Do you wear contacts or glasses?
do you ever stop being boring?
15. Pets?
well... or to just anyone.. but ok... do you ever stop boring pets?
16. Favorite month?
god you remind me of my first WIFE!
17. Favorite food?
everything except sand
18. What was the last movie you watched?
your mum
19. Favorite day of the year?
hate you day - every single day
20. What do you do to vent anger?
oh YOU'LL see...
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?
my voodoo doll shaped like you... oh look, i still have it...
22. Autumn or Spring?
what? no it's kinda cloth stuffed with sawdust...
23. Hugs or kisses?
FAG!
24. Cherry or Blueberry?
umm... die?
25. Do you want your friends to email you back?
i didn't want you to email me in the FIRST PLACE!
26. Who is most likely to respond? to you asking everyone to kill me?
oh well... see i thought you were gonna just keep being boring but that's an awesome question! EVERYONE! because you're so UTTERLY BORING!
27. Who is least likely to respond? to allegations that i'm a fag?
haha fag
28. Living arrangements?
dying arrangements?
29.When was the last time you cried?
ask your dad that question
30. Whats on the floor of your closet?
an apostrophe
31. Who is the friend you have had the longest?
dogshit
32.What did you do last night?
santa claus
33. Favorite smell?
your mum
35. What are you afraid of?
that's what SHE said!
36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
RECTALLY!
37. Favorite car?
God you remind me of my first WIFE!
38. Favorite dog breed?
knock knock
39. Who's there?
fuck off
40. Number of keys on your key ring?
two words... pretty easy to understand..
41. How many years at your current job?
"fuck": quite simple...
41. Favorite day of the week?
"off": VERY simple
42. How many states have you lived in?
FUCK OFF!
43. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
smokes, let's go *snaps fingers*
44. How many fingers am I holding up?
just one
posted by Arithon @ 9:37 PM
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If you could see a picture of me wearing a hat right now, I'd take it off ;)
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